I love my husband

WARNING: This post is not for those who are easily offended by mentions of bodily functions. There are mild references to the bathroom in this post.

I love my husband. That's why I married him. Haha, no but seriously, my husband is wonderful and sweet and takes excellent care of me and most importantly is a godly man. I really enjoy being married to him. Part of the joy of being his new wife is discovering how exactly this man thinks. The man is a brilliant engineer who makes Bounty paper towels. He understands the complex inner workings of all the many different machines that are involved in the making of our beloved "quilted quicker picker upper" from the core maker, to the winder, to the embosser-laminator. I'm sure I've lost you right there. This brillance is what caught me off guard about the following event:

Being a newlywed, there are still a few things I'm learning about my husband by living with him. Case in point: the other day I walked into our bathroom after Will showered and discovered a musty smell. The bathroom does not have this lingering odor after I shower. This prompted me to ask him if he uses the bathroom fan while he showers. His answer: no. Hah! Musty smell mystery solved. "Why don't you?" I asked. His response, "I thought it was there to cover up the sounds of when you go to the bathroom and to diffuse the smell afterwards." My reaction: I cupped my face in my hands and shook it in disbelief. I then explained to him that the bathroom fan's purpose is to suck up the excess moisture to avoid mildew and the like. "Oh," he replied, "well, my reason for it must be it's secondary function." Typical engineer response...

Drill Bits

After finally taking down the ugliest curtains, the windows looked naked. It bothered me. Luckily, the hubby's mom had purchased some valances on sale and had hidden them in our hall linen closet. Of course my husband had no idea they were even there. So, I went on a mission to put up these valances. After buying the wrong rods and correcting the situation, I was ready! I looked at the directions that came with the rods which demanded that I pre-drill some holes in the wall for the screws. I found the drill and attempted to find the drill bits which, after about 20 minutes of turning the house upside down, I discovered from the hubby that we did not own any. How do you own a drill but no drill bits!? Apparently, it's possible. So I then decided that I must get to the Home Depot to remedy this lack of drill bit. I even did some research so I could have somewhat of an idea what to look for. Little did I know what lay in store for me. I walked into the Home Depot and pretty quickly found the drill bits. At that moment, all information about the drill bits completely left my mind. I resorted to looking at the chart on the wall and discovered that basic black oxide drill bits would suit my put-a-hole-in-drywall needs for about $10. At that moment, a Home Depot employee came by to ask what I needed. I, in my very ignorant state, told him about my drill bit situation. Our exchange went something like this:

Home Depot Dude (HDD): What are you looking for?
Me: I'm looking for some drill bits, but I'm not sure these will work with my drill.
HDD: What kind of drill do you have?
Me: Uhhhh, I have no idea. It's not a good one. I don't think you even carry the brand here.
HDD: What color is it?
Me: I think it's black. I'm not sure though. It has a little red stripe thing at the top.
HDD: Is is a Black & Decker?
Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's not. (For the record, we have a Task Force cordless which is only found at Lowe's on clearance. It is actually gray in color)
HDD: (Pointing to the whole row of drills) Does it look like any of these?
Me: Nope
HDD: Does it have a keyless chuck?
Me: (A look of sheer idiocy appears on my face)Uhhh, what is that?
HDD: Ma'am, have you ever even used this drill?
Me: (Knowing that I sound like a complete moron) Why, yes, I actually have used it.
HDD: Ok... does it do this (he shows me the function where the drill tightens or loosens around a bit)
Me: Yes! It does do that.
HDD: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, yes, I'm sure.
HDD: Well, those drill bits you have right there should work. If they don't you can bring them back and we'll buy 'em back from you.
Me: Thanks. (I walk away in the shame of my ignorance).

It turns out that the bits DID work with our drill and I was finally able to install our valances over the windows. Here's a picture of the end result.

One small step for our home improvement. One giant step for women with power tools.

The ugliest curtains in the world

So last June, my then boyfriend (now husband) moved into his first house (now OUR house) which came complete with some interesting window treatments. Believe me when I tell you that they are probably THE ugliest curtains I've ever seen. Straight from the early late 80s/early 90s. I actually think that we might have had some that looked nearly identical in my dining room growing up. They were the first thing that really offended me about our house. That said... THEY MUST GO!!!! I'm in the process of removing them from the windows as I write this, but before I do I'd like to share some photos to immortalize them in digital form. Here they are in all their dated glory:

Still hanging up around the window


Goodbye!

And we have a blog!

Due to pressure from a certain friend, I've created a blog to chronicle our life as a married couple. Hopefully, I will keep up with this. In fact, I'm not going to tell anyone about this blog until I make a few postings on it. It will be a collection of my random musings about moving to Albany and settling in to this former bachelor pad turned home. Hopefully it will amuse you slightly.

Con amor,
Clare